Hammer and Pickle 12:03 Fri Dec 11
Reverse Zoltaneering
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It's Zoltaneering in reverse.
Example:
I have a neighbour with an English mastiff I don't talk to...
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IsaacHock
3:17 Fri Dec 11
Re: Reverse Zoltaneering
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The phenomenon of reverse Zoltaneering occurs when the opposite intention of a Zoltanesque comment occurs, often with toe-curlingly embarrassing consequences. The majority of cases of reverse Zoltaneering will involve a naive comment, made to impress, which reveals information about the commentator for which they will be ridiculed and/or pitied.
Consider the attempted Zoltan:- Does anyone know if Claridges is open on Sunday as I am taking my new bird Dana International out for some grub.
The intention of the comment is to reveal that the commenter has a glamorous lifestyle and a famous girlfriend. The actual effect is to reveal that his new girlfriend has a cock.
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WHU(Exeter)
2:16 Fri Dec 11
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Zoltan's best moment, (and Christ there were a few), came when it turned out that some super luxury hotel he was staying in in Russia, was actually temporarily shut.
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Lily Hammer
1:59 Fri Dec 11
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If you want to make this true rverse zoltaneering in the geuine reverse tradition, try this......
I'm off my holidays soon, and of course want to get lucky, so does anyone know of any chemists in Bognor Regis who sell XXXS-sized condoms?
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mashed in maryland
1:45 Fri Dec 11
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Recommendations for a cheap new suit? My Muslim neighbours are having a party.
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Fifth Column
1:42 Fri Dec 11
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Why would anyone talk to an English mastiff?
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1:39 Fri Dec 11
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Can anyone offer advice on how to position my primate wire coat hanger so that the car radio works better?
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Darby_
1:36 Fri Dec 11
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My mate has this sick sexual fetish/wants to wear a dress/fancies dogs, etc.
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:^)
1:35 Fri Dec 11
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I've pulled an Italian bird on the Internet and I'm meeting her at stansted airport, anyone know where I can get some cheap anal beads and a bumble bee costume?
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mashed in maryland
1:34 Fri Dec 11
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Broken my blackberry screen. Anyone know any cheap repair shops in Birkenhead?
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mashed in maryland
1:33 Fri Dec 11
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Furnish me with suggestions for a good cheap guesthouse for my family holiday in Skegness this coming February.
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Leonard Hatred
1:29 Fri Dec 11
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Can anyone recommend a good spot to park my Vauxhall Cavalier in Catford?
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:^)
1:09 Fri Dec 11
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I'm taking my fat wife out and buying her a new pair of orthopedic shoes, anyone know if there is sufficient wheelchair access on the buses around croydon?
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Hammer and Pickle
12:52 Fri Dec 11
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Should I rethink my decision to extend the shed so it fits the missus?
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BRANDED
10:34 Fri Dec 11
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I'm brewing my own beer. Does anyone know a recipe that would produce beer cheaper than Aldi own brand "budget mild"?
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SecondOpinion
10:28 Fri Dec 11
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I've just bought a Ferrari. Does anyone know a cheap mechanic?
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Mr Polite
10:11 Fri Dec 11
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No
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Hammer and Pickle
10:01 Fri Dec 11
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As in
"Why am I walking down Workers' Unity St.?"
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JONESY
9:56 Fri Dec 11
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zoltaneering should always be in the form of a question.
older posters should all know this.
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Mr Polite
9:56 Fri Dec 11
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Cult of Bob - no.
Charley Farely and Jonesy have it right.
Zoltaneering is getting a brag in but asking what might seem as a perfectly innocent question. For example:
Does anyone know if it is possible to get a Ferrari exported to St Lucia to be used on a 4 week vacation?
Reverse Zoltaneering would be usin the same questioning technique to get across how shit your life is:
Does anyone know if I can get a discount Isle of white ferry crossing if my 1l Ford Ka is over 15 years old
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Nurse Ratched
9:48 Fri Dec 11
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Od
He was too good for me. Out of my league.
And all the fridges were a bit disturbing.
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